Does anybody have Regional Jokes?

I’m from Southern Louisiana, Cajun Country, and we have jokes that are centered around the culture. For example, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux have about one million jokes! Each joke is told with emphasis on dialect and such.

I was wondering if there are other areas in the US or abroad that have the same thing?

Here’s a couple B & T jokes:

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were walking through the woods the other day, when a flying saucer landed near them. A door opened, and two little green aliens climbed down out of the spacecraft.

Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux, "Mais, look at dat. What you tink dat is?"

Boudreaux, aiming his shotgun at the little space critters, replied, "Thibodeaux, I don’ know, but you hurry back to de camp, put on de rice pot, and start makin’ a roux!

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were walking through the woods the other day, when a flying saucer landed near them. A door opened, and two little green aliens climbed down out of the spacecraft.

Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux, "Mais, look at dat. What you tink dat is?"

Boudreaux, aiming his shotgun at the little space critters, replied, "Thibodeaux, I don’ know, but you hurry back to de camp, put on de rice pot, and start makin’ a roux!

(roux is a gravy…and there is the joke that Cajuns eat ANYTHING)

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Boudreaux was sitting in the City Bar in Maurice, Louisiana, one Saturday night, and had several beers under his belt. After a while, he looked at the guy sitting next to him, and asked him, "Hey, you wanna hear a good Aggie joke, you?"

The big guy replied, "Let me tell you something. I’m an oil field roughneck, I weigh 270 pounds, and I don’t like Cajuns. My buddy here is a pro football player, weighs 300 pounds, and he doesn’t like Cajuns either. His friend on his other side is a professional wrestler, weighs 320 pounds, always has a chip on his shoulder, and he likes Cajuns even less than we do, and we are all Aggies. Do you really want to tell us an Aggie joke ?"

Boudreaux, all 150 pounds of Cajun attitude, told him, "Mais, I guess not. After all I don’t want have to explain it three times !

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Boudreaux won $10 million in the Louisiana lottery last week. Bright and early the next morning, he got in his Country Cadillac, and drove all the way to Baton Rouge to collect his money. When he walked in, he told the lottery man, "Hey, I’m Boudreaux, the lottery winner, and I’m here to collect my money!"

The lottery man said, "Well, Mr. Boudreaux, it doesn’t work like that. You can’t have the whole amount at one time, but we will pay you half a million a year for the next twenty years."

Boudreaux, upset, told the man, "Mais, no, sha, I won the lottery and I want all my money right now. I don’ want to wait for twenty years to get it !"

The man tried to calm Boudreaux down, telling him that’s how the lottery works.

Boudreaux, really angry now, said, "Mais, if dats de way y’all wanta be, jus’ never mind! Here’s your damn ticket — gimme my dollar back!"

Hmm…
Bob: Say Idaho
Jon: I-da-hoe
Bob: I know you are!!
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Bob: Hey Jon ! How do you feel from the 2008 Party??
Jon: O-high-o !
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Bob: How does it feel washing your elephant at the zoo ?
Jon: Washing-a-Ton
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Bob: You are short, Sally !
Sally: I know … geez !
Bob: How old are you ??
Jon: Ten-I-See !
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** I know they are corny lol **