Should we now try a paragraph using Charlie Daniels songs?

The SOuth’s Gonna Do It Again
Ragin’ Cajun
Mississippi
In America
Carolina (I Remember You)
Lonesome Boy from Dixie

"CAROLINA(I REMEMBER YOU)," muttered Matt Dillon, in his sleep. Kitty rolled over and looked at him tenderly…"What did you say,Matt? Did you say, ‘Kitty I want to marry you?’ " Matt woke up quickly. "No, I didn’t say that, I’m sure. I think I ate too much of that RAGIN’ CAJUN stew last night. My tummy’s still rumblin’." Kitty was so disappointed…she didn’t give a rat’s hiney about his tummy. "Matt, I told you that LONESOME BOY FROM DIXIE put too much hot sauce in that dish. But no, you wouldn’t listen." Matt could feel a lecture coming on so he started to get dressed. Kitty immediately regretted her last words…" UH , Matt…IN AMERICA it is customary to cuddle a little bit before leaving the bed." " Kitty, you know perfectly well that if we start cuddling, THE SOUTH’S GONNA DO IT AGAIN. (He had funny names for his body parts.) Besides, that new deputy from MISSISSIPPI is due in on the morning stagecoach. I have to be there to greet him." "Matt Dillon. Am I to understand that I am being deprived of my rightful due because of a new deputy?!"
Matt looked at her. Her flaming red hair cascaded on the pillowcase. Her flannel nighty clung tighty to her womanly curves. He completely forgot about his duties as U.S. Marshal as he gathered her in his arms. From as far away as the town hall you could hear him shout…"Yipee ky A A A A A !!!!!"